If Mounties 'Always Get Their Man', what do Postmen always get?
- Their Mail.
Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
- Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!
Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
- Adam, because he was the first in the human race.
What is higher without the head, than with it?
- A pillow.
Why is an island like the letter T?
- Because it's in the middle of water.
When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
- When it's Satin.
If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
- A white carnation.
What is the best cure for dandruff?
- Baldness
What do you call a man who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
- Normal - You have fingers on both hands!
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
- Wet
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
- A Towel
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
- Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t)
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
- In the Dictionary.
When is a car, not a car?
- When it turns into a parking lot.
What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
- A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
- A window.
A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
- He fell off the bottom step.
What has a ring, but no finger?
- A telephone
What bank never has any money?
- The riverbank
What wears a jacket, but no pants?
- A book
What can clap without any hands?
- Thunder
What has a bark, but no bite?
- A tree
What ship has two mates, but no captain?
- A Relationship.
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22 Apr 2011
10 ways to identify a hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."
9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."
Mount Rushmore
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